Fatty

On the phone…

Me: Hello may I speak with C_____?

C: Speaking, who is this?

Me: Patty from Festival Mall. I just want to confirm if you received the permits I faxed.

C: Yes I did.

Me: Great. When you come over for the show, just look for me.

C: Ok, what’s your name again?

Me: Patty.

C: Fatty?

Me: Patty.

C: Fatty? With a P or F?

Me: Patty with a P.

C: Oh ok. I’m sorry for calling you fat.

Me: …

*Chumsy*