On the phone…
Me: Hello may I speak with C_____?
C: Speaking, who is this?
Me: Patty from Festival Mall. I just want to confirm if you received the permits I faxed.
C: Yes I did.
Me: Great. When you come over for the show, just look for me.
C: Ok, what’s your name again?
C: Fatty? With a P or F?
Me: Patty with a P.
C: Oh ok. I’m sorry for calling you fat.